We all love the internet. It provides us with important information about how our favourite celebrety dresses up for halloween or how pills can enlarge your penis. But talking about penis, there is one thing that surely will enlarge your penis for a short amount of time: PORN. Also know als pron, P0rn, pr0n and fuckfilms. Beeing a single also means, having no sexlife at all, so generally, porn is aiming at me. First of all: I don't pay for porn. Why should I? There are million ways to enjoy sexuall intercourse of strangers without loosing money. One of theese ways is known as P2P Networks.
But times have changed. Thanks to youtube, several porn dedicated ripoffs have spawned. Or should I say jerkoffs? Anyways, I do like theese sites. You really get, what you're looking for without much waitingtime. Porn! In general, there are two types of porn. Real Porn and Hentai. Let's talk about real porn. Real Porn offers a gread diversity of.. well.. naughty things. Some of those are gross, like shitporn, and some are actually funny, like this one: a 3 part porn where the actress is looking for the biggest dick. Part 1 and 2 include real dicks. Part 3 is the funny one. Since nothing is bigger than a dildo, our actress is visiting a dildo factory. And the biggest dick is a gigantic dildo... about the size of an elephants leg. 2... err.. dildoscientist helped her, inserting this monstrosity... and it fittet into her.. lol.
Talking about bitches, gangbang porn is also a good source. Especially this one entitled "Girl works the first time with two dicks". Our star is an 18 year old, asian looking, american girl. With braces. It starts with a little interview about herself. Apparently, she has a boyfriend. Or should I say had? anyways the interviewer promised her gently and nicelooking men. Skipping to the fuck part, we get to see them. First impression: Not nicelooking, but big and probably twice as old as her. A couple of minutes into fucking and there we go: hardcore. Nothing gentle. They bang her for half an hour straight, cumming inside her like theres nothing to it. Thanks to the Youtubestyle related videos, I got to see her in 2 other videos. Both of them were threesome hardcorestuff with elderly men. A new pornstar is born.
Now for the Fun Stuff: Hentai. Every Hentai Movie has some sort of story. Most of them are dumb and the rest are plain stupid. Let's start with this one: It's about 2 girl and a guy. The setting is somewhere during the american civil war, according to wikipedia. The guy is John, and the girls are Fey and... some maiden... I forgot the name. Well, John and the maiden are in a horsesteed getting romantic. Fey returns from a journey and greets her father. Well the father just humped 2 maidens. They uniforms don't cover their breasts and fannys. While the second maiden just rode him, Fey greets him (0o) and then greets John, whom she calls "big brother". Finding John and the maiden just having finished making love, the whole scene turns into a long FFM session. After a series of trivial bla bla and boring story, Fey and the maiden end this episode with a lez number. I just love hentai logik.
I'm thinking about writing "reviews" about theese movies, cuz from a serious point of view, they're all funny as hell.
Don't beat your meat to much, I've got more to tell and I'm not ashamed of it